January 26, 2008
Apart from raising the dead to life and helping out the wedding party by turning water into wine, Jesus had a vindictive side in his miracle making.
After a busy day healing the blind and the lame he stayed in lodgings overnight. When he was hungry in the morning he came across a fig tree with no fruit. What did he do? Well he said:
“let no fruit grow on thee henceforward and forever.”
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(Matthew 21:17-22; Mark 11:12-14,20-24)
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The fig tree miraculously withered away. With powers like his you would think that Jesus might have miracled some fruit onto the tree and sated his hunger, but maybe that wouldn’t have been so dramatically obvious to his disciples. After all, his next statement was to tell the disciples that they could cast mountains into the sea by the power of prayer if only they believe.
Since nobody has ever been able to cast a mountain into the sea by prayer it can only be concluded that nobody has ever believed or Jesus was wrong.
Well, Jesus was wrong and he didn’t kill the fig tree either.
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January 17, 2008
Neither God nor Joshua made the sun and the moon stand still.
Joshua 10:11-14
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January 13, 2008
God did not tell Michael Travesser (Wayne Bent) to have sex with other men’s wives or to lie naked in his bed with seven virgins.
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January 12, 2008
God did not anoint Wayne Bent to be a messiah named Michael.
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January 11, 2008
Joseph Smith did not receive the Book of Mormon on gold plates from Moroni.
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January 10, 2008
None of the miracles attributed to saints happened in the way that is claimed to justify their canonisation.
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January 9, 2008
The Koran (Quran) was not revealed to Mohammed by Allah through the angel Gabriel (Jibril).
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January 8, 2008
Mohammed was not taken by the angel Gabriel (Jibril) to heaven from Jerusalem.
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January 8, 2008
Jesus did not rise again after being dead for three days.
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January 7, 2008
Jesus did not raise anybody from the dead, he did not change water into wine and he did not heal anybody miraculusly.
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